You could have stopped at "played by Susan Sarandon"

Your loss, they link to some amazing deals here.

Never let facts get in the way of fake e-emotion!

He would be one talented motherfucker if he could hit a moose and get elk steak out of it.

He would be one talented motherfucker if he could hit a moose and get elk steak out of it.

He would be one talented motherfucker if he could hit a moose and get elk steak out of it.

Axl Rose in present day would be a tiny fraction of that range

I said that's what's keeping the site alive, not that that's what this article was. Jesus tap dancing fucking Christ are we really having this conversation right now?

Yes, because this is the post I was referring to. You really should think before you type.

Liberal click-bait and Drew are basically what's keeping this site alive at this point.

I have a whopping sample size of one but my FF league is all Republicans. It makes sense, most FF players are male sports fans between probably 20-50, and that demographic most likely skews heavily Republican.

I'm a Republican but that's fucking hilarious

This is pathetic on a lot of levels.

Oh my god, my sides...

obligitory:

people there think Maine is some kind of magical lobster Eden instead of the cracked-out Zombiescape it actually is. I don't think people from Maine even know they can leave it. I think they just assume dragons and black folk lurk beyond the state border.

I recognized his name but I couldn't picture who he was when he died, and I've seen a few movies that he's in. He's just not that memorable for me I guess.

I've been making my own hard cider for years. It kind of upsets me that it's turned into a fucking hipster thing.

Right wing, yes, proudly. Idiot? Hardly.

I heard that in China they have chinese food but they just call it food.