I'm pretty sure it's called a Flatizza because it's on flatbread, not because it's flat.

My sides...

I've been wondering why the NFL doesn't do something like this. It would probably blow your mind to see the speed of an NFL game up close like that.

Am I massively uncool for not knowing what the hell the Nae Nae is?

Iron Sheik? Is that you?

Nah, I'm going to go with ass-whooping

This is about 10,000 times funnier than the image you went with.

Wow, you have way too much time on your hands.

Holy fucking shit so sue me, I didn't know the intricacies of African farmer cell phone use. Jesus Christ dude get a fucking hobby. What in the literal fuck does that have to do with American welfare bums?

Sounds like a lot of nothing...why would they take her to the hospital if one of them raped her? It sounds like she was extremely drunk and they were playing it safe.

Sorry, I've been having conversations with like five people on here...I still think that cell phones for American welfare bums and cell phones for African farmers that are actually trying to help themselves succeed are two completely different things, I really don't see how they're related. If somebody wants to…

So I don't understand what you're arguing with me about...%of cell phone ownership among the poor? That has very little to do with the original point...

1. Every single one I know in this country is. And I know a lot. Not a single one of them has an excuse for it. Every single successful person I know started from nothing and worked their ass off for it. I support helping the truly needy. I oppose funding the lazy.

Do you really think African poverty and American poverty are on the same level? Really?

Actually, I have. You have no idea...no fucking idea...what being poor looks like. Free government cell phones aren't it. You lefty idiots are seriously on here comparing the fat, drug-addled, lazy, entitled, bottom-feeding welfare slobs in this country to actual poor people around the world. And I'm the one…

What "hole?" How am I wrong?

Yes..."per capita." That means that's average wage. Their average wage is much, much lower than ours. Therefore, their "poor" are much, much below that. This really isn't that hard of a concept. Do you really think African poverty and American poverty are on the same level? Really?

Uh...those aren't poor people. Those are African farmers. You really don't know what poor is do you?

lmfao...wat