Go home Stevie Wonder.

Is it a diesel?

It sounds like everyone at your “company” was batshit crazy, including yourself. 

Enjoy your dirty car with its hot seats.

Look at all the grey’s coming to this article. The Tesla PR warriors are out in force! 

“Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison.”

...or he's a complete idiot.

If his claims about Tesla lying to shareholders are true (which will undoubtedly be brought up during discovery), then the NDA is invalid. NDAs are non-binding in the case of criminal activity and lying to shareholders is a crime.

And in related news, Tripp was found dead with a shotgun wound to the back of the head - his death was ruled a suicide by investigators. 

Shhhh....I want to see him test this plan

Or have someone else go to the liquor store for you.

Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle:

That’s an old-ass Chevy Blazer dude. They had a 4.3l v6 FWIW, and are worth about $10 now, so I doubt this guy can afford anything.

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

“ detection and raging”

There has been a long-felt-need for a laser-based raging system. (C.f. Dr. Evil and his demand for sharks with frickin’ lasers). I so need a laser-based raging system. Raging with flashlights or even tiki torches, lacks the effective distance and potential destructive power that laser raging might provide.

Flying butt pliers!

Evidence points to...

Eddie Murphy? On Jalopnik?