You don’t.

I’ve fixed the typo and noted that the two documents do not agree on how long the paint remains effective. Thank you.

Then, when he asks if you want to buy it...

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

Wow, your review of this movie sucks as bad as you do for not appreciating it. It’s brainless humor. It’s okay to not have an intricate plot and just make a stupid funny movie.

Agree, have to compare it with like movies at the time. I find the movie hilarious still. Is it PC? No, but it isn’t blazing saddles offensive either. (Yes, I know it’s in a different decade)

WELL I STILL THINK IT’S HILARIOUS!!!

Homophobic?
You mean HOMOEROTIC.
I say this because the Kutcher/Scott makeout scene was total spank bank material for lots of gay boys back then (in the days before free+easy online porn access).

What a ridiculous review. You are so offended by every little thing, how do you possibly make it through your day?

I’m waiting for the millennial remake:

And Kutcher and SWS were huge stars for those of us who grew up watching That 70's Show and were juuuuust old enough to see American Pie in the theater.

I hope I’m the first to say: Shibby!

just wait until they make the reboot

And then?

It’s worth remembering that this movie was released less than a year before 9/11. The 90s had just ended, Y2K turned out to be a big bust, and we’d just elected a 55-year-old version of Seann William Scott to the White House. Nothing really mattered, so this movie was the perfect sort of brainless entertainment the…

Dude!....Sweet! Dude!....Sweet!

Looks like it doesn’t block the view at all to me. Honestly, once the drivers get in the zone, they probably forget it’s even there.

Right here 🙋.