Well, Graverobber, I haven’t visited in a long time and I have to say the gentrification project has turned out the way most do.

I got tired of landing in the greys every three months when another editor got fired/quit/went to jail. 

C3+6.2=a grand nexus of SUCK.

I’ll bet you didn't understand the Moment of Zen on John Stewart's Daily Show, either

NASCAR loves BOTH kinds of music.....

I think your outrage is misplaced.

https://jalopnik.com/was-elon-musk-tweeting-on-acid-azealia-banks-says-yes-1828307241

I vary pronunciation to most effectively piss one off, usually "porch" or "push"

I saw what I presume was a previous video where the giant douchenozzle only had one set of... Spacers. And one snapped.

I dig the hook-up camera, bin the rest.

Do it with the trailer or don't bring it up. 

If you build something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it. People who suck at towing will ALWAYS suck if they use this shit. 

Are you okay, David? New software, maybe? You managed to include more typos and grammatical errors in the first two paragraphs than all your articles in recent memory.

I was just about to quack "wrong movie" but damn if he isn't a boost in more than one. Are there more?

Your posts should all come with warnings from the Surgeon General. 

I’ve found that Japanese vehicles have an overall expiration date, when most everything just turns to dust. This one is past that and then some. 

It didn't break down, David is cursed. 

Where is she? On fucking vacation?

Hey now... I'm only gray because Patrick, for some unknown reason (definitely not because he's a two-faced cocksucker) tossed me to the wolves after a couple years. 

In thirty years and many employers in many states, I've never heard of such overdramatic bullshit. If any of that is true, everyone involved needs involuntary psychiatric intervention.