This would all make perfect sense if your street alias was “The Grinch.”

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

My wife did that to me once for April fools. Hilarious

+1 dipstick.

THAT guy (and his “wife”), were fucking garbage. Jeeeezasss LAWD, was I happy that he DQ’d his own idiot ass.

Damn. Looks like I’m not checking this BS out. Anyone remember that show on Discovery(?) with Jason Priestly? Rides (I think it was called)? Where each episode was about a different car or tuner and it was all about the cars? Yeah. I miss that.

It gets worse in later episodes...

I just finished skimming this show based on seeing recommendations for it on a few car blogs. I am decidedly not a reality-show viewer, so this was unlikely to be my thing, but even with low expectations I was pretty disappointed. It manages to hit every single negative stereotype of car shows - tough guys with sleeve…

Not “traditional” marriage, at least. Wink, wink.

Re: “eyes wide shut”

I was suspicious when I saw the paint. Ran the Carfax and lo and behold. shes been painted twice.

“One can coax high teens out of even a brodozer.”

With 2 accidents it’s worth even less.

Dude... 11mpg. 13 is the combined average. This is way too little vehicle for a hit like that. One can coax high teens out of even a brodozer.

Obvious answer is obvious.

How about NO. I just spent the day at a mechanics getting a wheel bearing replaced on my E51 ELGRAND. This guy’s repair lot is a Dante’s 7th ring of old euro car hell. He’s got a guy with an air suspension Audi V8 A6 wagon with a list of error codes as long as your arm. Air suspension is..........c’mon!! of course…

It’s a BMW. Every BMW owner, ever, thinks theirs is worth more than it is.

I wonder exactly why this guy thinks his particular car is worth $3k more than Kelly’s top retail price. CP for price and entitled asshole owner.

I’ve seen this car in my ‘hood—there aren’t too many black E64 M6's around.

I’m forced to speculate that you only think Top Gun is better because you enjoyed the heavily lubed dudes beach volleyball game.