There were no good posts today. Nobody inspired a Comment of the Day. We are very disappointed in you. We spend all day reading what you write, and this is the one thing you’re supposed to do for us.

Later that night, David is confronted by his beloved Jeep...

A friend told me that the police vans are more comfortable than you would think a box with a bench would be, but once your arms are behind your back, most seats are terrible to sit on.

The terrifying beast isn’t the truck, it’s the driver.

I’ll just say what everybody who knows these cars is thinking.

That’s a nice price if you’re into that sort of thing.

I feel like Rob is trolling us now.

M—- CP<<=====|=====>> NP

Cp @ $2k.

I read this knowing full well that there couldn’t possibly be a compelling reason to consider an NP. I was correct.

Walnut ya thinking? He was probably trying to spruce things up fir his passengers.

His name? David Traski

My post got Kinja’ed to DEATH....lol.

History was made a year ago and it was posted here a year ago too.

Lola, my red WRX, always gets love. When I look too long at another car -- say, that track-rat 911 turbo my friend owns -- I always reassure my car that it’s stuck with me and I’m not going anywhere.

I definitely talked like that to my ex’s Daewoo Matiz (old-timey Chevy Spark in the UK market). It ended up trying to kill her later, so...

Well golly gee, don’t you sound a bit pretentious.

doesn’t matter, get over it!

Every party has a party pooper...