When I’m the only one in the car I will talk to my car. Even said words like “Please”, “Thank You”, and “Sorry”. Given my car a pat on the hatchback after parking it. Rubbed or patted its steering wheel. I’ve even given her a name, because of course its a girl.

A freshly washed car runs/performs better.

I’m not ashamed (OK, I am) to say I talk to my cars.

Because humans will pack bond with anything I like talking to my car when I’m the only one in it: asking it if it saw a particularly egregious example of poor driving or if it’s happy that I’ve fed it. To my dumb brain that bond and conversation are going to keep it in better working condition. (In all actuality being…

There are a fixed number of running Volkswagens. If you get one running another (in proximity) shall stop running.

I once had 14 VW’s between myself and 3 other friends, this theory has become gospel.

How can anyone think this is a NP?

13K for a car that needs work that “the shop can half ass”

Would make one hell of a prostreet car. Mini tubbed? Its maxi tubbed! ...which sounds very very weird on 2nd thought.

Mom???

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Floorpans never saved anyone’s life, right, David?

‘People know how loans work’

I’m lookin’ at YOU Paul Ryan.

GM single-handedly killed American public transit.

Old obligatory.

Wasn’t that division previously known as Pontiac? No that wasn’t it. Saturn? Obviously not. It’s gotta be one of these defunct divisions. Man, we gotta get our collection of dead trademarks organized. Is the Container Store still open?

Schrödinger’s Vette, not Vette uncertainty principle.

You can hear the turbo whistle pretty clearly, and when it idles down, you can hear each cylinder firing. Tend to agree.

Fixed your headline.

Now there’s some real vents, and they’re good looking!