Yet. You haven’t fucked up that badly, yet.

This is absolutely delightful. Thank you for sharing. I find their suffering delicious.

If you were pulled by a Massachusetts State cop in a Slab, you wouldn’t even get the common courtesy of “spit on it first” before he stuck the law book up your ass.

I’ve never seen slabs before. Donks, for sure, but a slab wouldn’t last too long in a boston winter. A plow would clip those suckers so fast.

Thats not what OMJ does. Just scroll around some more and look for key words like, idiot, asshole, them and those people.

Yeah, but check them out when it gets cold enough to freeze in Houston.

Might not be illegal in Texas, but I wouldn’t be so sure they are legal in all states. Ape hangers are illegal in many, including Florida.

Do you mean grandkids?

Budweiser is bottled piss.

I order it when I’m drunk with my friends and cant drive but prefer other pizzas.

Domino’s is pretty good nowdays.

The only local pizza is made by an Egyptian couple that doesn’t deliver, so Domino’s it is. Or I can order Pizza Hut (garbage,) Papa John’s (made by a Nazi,) or Little Caesar’s (doesn’t deliver.)

That makes sense.

Wait, is there a state of being where that’s not the case? I pretty much always want pizza, even if I’ve just had some. (Note: nothing sold by Domino’s is an adequate substitute for actual pizza.)

Mustang’s Law: Anything that can be crashed into, will be crashed into.

Enough. This is a bull$hit feature.

One of my great personal joys of driving is knowing the timing of all my local lights. Also, I can’t make out what the point of this technology is? Is “reducing congestion” just fancy PR spin? I’m stumped.

Thassaniceprice. Wish I had eight large laying around.