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I love this quote from the 2012 coverage of the accident... “Police said the pole, valued at around $2,000, escaped the crash completely unscathed” https://bc.ctvnews.ca/ferrari-f40-fights-vancouver-pole-pole-wins-1.951849

GAH!!! Jesus, not while I’m eating!!!

Luckily, the New Yorker has found a way to put a positive spin on it:

I’m amazed just how idiotic Ben Carson is.

Wait, they make douche bags now? Way to target your demographic, Ferrari!

If I ever saw this car on display, I’d ask the Doctor, “Hey! Wasn’t this the F40 that you wrapped around a pole?” Then wait to see if he sued the insurer for not being more insistent that he total the car.

You wouldn’t put a bicycle in the trunk without partially disassembling it first. A dead hooker is no different.

you must have a large trunk to fit a dead hooker and a meddling cop

I got pulled over for a dead hooker in the trunk. Which is totally BS because he couldn’t even see the dead hooker in the trunk until he opened it.

Ford V4 from a Saab?

Yup. Buy it, drive it, have some fun.

I would live in fear of the day that there were two Ferraris in the lot and I would have to say “the janky-ass Ferrari”.

Look around, half the comments on this thing are “buy it, wait 20 years, double your money, hurrrrrrrr!” Considering that most of the people suggesting this couldn’t scrape up the down payment on a free lunch, I find it amusing.

You know what else will increase in value? $22,750 in an index fund. And you never have to clean mouse crap out of it.

Yeah but then you’d have a Corvette. Who wants that?!?!

So today we’re going to find someone’s phone has been disconnected.

$77,000?

Need Mario’s voice to give turn-by-turn directions.

I didn’t want one anyway, so there.