Around these parts, the best pizza is made by Greeks. Thank God they deliver. And... There is actually not a Domino’s, Pizza Hut or Papa John’s that delivers to me, but about five different independent shops. I guess we’re a little spoiled.

Pizza without some pork product is incomplete. Exception only with a shitload of onions.

I worked for Domino’s when I was 17, it’s great pizza for beginners the way Budweiser is good beer for teenagers. Experiment with it for a while until you find the variation that’s actually good.

Can I get a show of hands for who, like me, won’t be watching either?

Dubai, huh? I bet they bought those mustangs just to crash them.

The tailgate is stupid. I’ll bet you a single piece of pea gravel I’m right.

All the traffic lights around here use a similar pattern, I can usually get on the throttle just before my light goes green. Yeah, I know, there are occasional variables, but this tech falls in the same category as that STUPID GMC tailgate.

Dammit, Jayne!

I didn’t. If it still runs and drives it’s a NP.

Shop around a little. I saw one in the Boston area a couple weeks ago with more rust than metal, no exhaust and a see through floor for $3500. I SO hate my ex for taking mine. This is a rock solid NP.

Two HUNDRED people still voted NP.

Welcome to the project.

I love the fact that when I click the star is says I recommended this post.

If only I could vote CP twice......

Never leave the house? You mean.... Stay in with our laptops and smart phones.

Sounds like the cop was mad at himself because all your spandex made him want to butter your biscuit.

You can only describe a Camaro as bitchin.

That is my guess. I see I’m about 13 minutes late, though, so I’ll have to forgo the spanking. Maybe I can get a ham.

You know who the president is, right?

You want to spend money on WHAT?