As with yesterday’s listing, the vehicle in question doesn’t actually exist. This column has devolved into a thought experiment to gauge the gullibility and level of disposable income available.

Something something rusty trombone.

You really could have used twice as many words to say that.

Changing the spark plugs probably involves dropping the motor.

“In fact, expect the entire used Ferrari market to fall into some kind of chaos very soon.”

Isn’t it obvious? He sold it.

Are you nuts? If it was five grand more there would still be 300 hammerheads with too much money.

Someone call Mike and Fritz, one of those fuckers will pony up the cash and blow up the bubble.

I’ll watch it and hope the writing is better than SWAT.

Star just for “fuck Lowell.”

You can post these until your Ethernet card falls off, I’m just not interested in an electric car, and definitely not a Tesla.

Two Teslas pull up to the line, jagging around to see who will stage first......

I recently watched a little ditty about how unhappy the author is with himself about that title.

That’s not steak.

Sorry I’m not going to look it up for you, but it was consistently measured quicker and stickier for the same model year. Top end it couldn’t hang, 0-100 wasn’t better either, but the first 5 seconds and on the skidpad it won. It was often the topic of discussion among my friends and me. It wasn’t a lot.... Just…

Everything about these cars was garbage, starting with the bullshit underpowered engine to the junk c-clip rear end that you can seriously move the rear wheels in and out by hand over a quarter inch.

Don’t joke about the Shogun, yo, it smoked that year’s’Vette on the skidpad AND 0-60.

Age, mileage, drivetrain and, of course, the Guido factor make this a 3 maybe $3500 sled. That’s absolute top shelf for me.

(kinja’d)

Way to take the wind from their sails.