Instead of calling the city, call Walmart, they have all our fucking money.

84 years wasn’t enough time?

I’ll try to keep this short.

That’s the car I learned to drive stick in when I was like 9 or 10. My great aunt’s car, she got it serviced at a VW dealer until the day it expired for good.

Slamplank=carpenter’s dream?

That’s what she’s supposed to do back there in the babymaker.

Mandatory.

Yeah, because homicidal rage always includes a sequence of button pushing prior to swinging a couple tons of battering ram.

What about when I want to back into, over or through something on purpose, huh? HUH?

Yeah, I get that, too. Here, it’s boxelder beetles. They get on the windows and literally blot out the sun

Sometimes old movies and TV shows are best left as memories. Some of the shows I remember as being my favorites are laughable when rewatched.

I’ve read enough of these to make my eyes water... A few are even useful.

It saves on the number of mechanisms necessary to direct airflow. As the door is moving toward the defrost position it passes the floor discharge position. No witchcraft or ulterior motives.

Oh, I get it, I just don’t understand why something so easily vanquished isn’t being dealt with long before it hits the other end. It’s not like the ship has to be irradiated.

We’re talking about bugs that can be killed with soapy water, right?

A 2 min internet search turned up two with fewer miles for at least a grand less in comparable shape. Methinks this is just a bit expensive.

I stated in my own comment that this headline triggered my dyslexia..... Glad to see I’m not alone.

I had to read the headline way too many times before I did so correctly. Something about it triggered my lysdexia.

No.

I just.... Did.....