*facepalm*

Ask the guy who’s lawyering up

This article certainly brought out every hair-splitting cunt with a handle.

Thanks for spelling out that you’re a douchebag of the highest caliber. I hope your imaginary business gets shut down for massive fraud.

It’s going on in Eastern Europe somewhere. I’m not submitting a fucking brief, your honor, it’s just a random comment on the internet. Acknowledge and move on.

Just read the bold print. Public claims count as advertising and they can’t be false, misleading or unsubstantiated. If you can’t comprehend that by now I have nothing further to say to you.

I wasn’t sure how many Jalops would be old enough to get it.

Sorry. You’re wrong.

4 people working for him? That’s bullshit. Take that number and divide by five.

There’s obviously some fleet work involved. Watch, this guy has a hookup with Uber or something. He’s getting sued.

He’s running for office?

Hey, there’s a guy getting sued for claiming the world’s biggest penis because it’s all foreskin.

If they’re touting them publicly, they made their own records anyone’s business.

These evaluations read like press releases about the “street value” of drug busts.

My comment originates from the position that I wouldn’t own either one.

I watched it it was good hyuck

I want it to be perfectly clear...

And NOT making fun of them is remiss.

I do believe Kim’s version of “leave Britney alone!” has been found.

I’m going to make the exhaust note my ringtone.