For us Trekkies, Girl Scouts can be likened to the Borg. Just name the damn bridge already, resistance is futile.

You do realize that because you both clicked and commented, your statistics will encourage continued coverage of similar events.

Hey, Patrick..... What happened to the star counts today? Is it just me?

I still don’t see where you’re going with this.

Yeah. And?

The beast. You know, the executive limo. Doing what it’s designed to do.

I will join the growing chorus of “I’ll pass, but the price is right.”

Take two lengths of fishing line, two chunks of hard bread and tie them to a 3/4" nut. Two gulls will eventually wind up beak to beak with a nut between them. After they kill each other, you can calmly drive away damage free.

I had to read this article to see if it was my old friend from Florida. 30 years ago he welded spikes to the front bumper of his Duster to skewer Muskogee Ducks. He would chase them across lawns and golf courses, if necessary. Of course, a ‘76 Duster is a bit more resilient than this guy’s Honda. He at LEAST needs an…

Warning : odometer discrepancy. Beyond mechanical limits.

Mia’s husband was fucking her kids. Not a great benchmark.

*Allegedly* rolling.

RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!

I’m pretty sure (not positive) that hacked up Ford isn’t a 350. Those didn’t have TTB front ends, they all had solids. That’s an HD F-250, with a 9600 GVW package. All in all a solid set of running gear, I’d actually consider it if it’s not as hacked up under the hood.  

There’s a doghouse that covers that up. Originally it would have been insulated and weatherstripped.

Drive? You mean drag. That will never drive anywhere again.

Great. Now we’re going to have to check them all for water damage before buying used.

Some asshole gave it to Walmart.

I know exactly what you’re talking about, I grew up around the corner from a place just like that. Whatever I needed, one phone call and half the time the guy I talked to would say something like, “you don’t want that. I’ll get you the right thing.” They were worth their weight in gold.