There’s already a light that could be adapted for that! Remember the shake light? Obviously, the jizz would just be a bonus.

There’s already a light that could be adapted for that! Remember the shake light? Obviously, the jizz would just be…

I’ll be interested in seeing if Ford can actually supply the parts and labor necessary to fix all those cars within the year.

Anyone who drives a penis car. I don’t need to make a list. I can say who wouldn’t......

I have an idea.....

Behind every great fortune there is a great crime.

That’s interesting and all but IDGAF, I will literally never be able to use that information.

He got himself a $350k deduction.

When it hits 88mph, the tire decals tear off the side pipes and it bursts into flames.

There’s something strangely cool about an unapologetically cheesy disco chariot.

Something something licensing.

The lift must have been manufactured by a Subsidiary of Gillette.

For the last year the morning news has been shitting in my corn flakes pretty much without fail.

Spend a few years towing mostly on the interstates, either your head will be on a swivel or you’ll be on a slab.

Testify. I had a local detective ask what kind of work I did to the 302 in my stepside after getting a written warning for 70 in a school zone. Eyebrows raised at hearing it was a 300 with a stick.

Not everyone can handle probation like you did..... And not everyone has the same probation conditions.

Who? The guy who.... A) isn’t going to slither around in bugs, poison ivy or sewage to extricate some douchebag’s dickmobile

Monster. What you should do is tie two pieces of hard bread to a 3/4 inch nut with fishing line and wait for two gulls to Chow down and meet in the middle.

Can’t we get through the GD COTD without bringing up the orange orangutan?

I think people are milking this, legit mix-up or not. I’ve had a number of wrong fuel road calls on several different types of vehicles, never had to do more than pump the tank dry and charge the filters.

No h/t today? Is this your doing?