Because you get hits, and possibly income, if not attention every time you have one of these mishaps?

Why are my vehicles always out to destroy me?

I’m beginning to think you put yourself in these positions on purpose

I realize it Hertz, but here’s an Enterprising idea:

Bio hazard is definitely bodily fluids, not the same as chem hazard, and it has to be more than a little bleeding.

Don’t buy anything with a bio-hazard tag.

I want to see this test repeated with 1/18 scale diecast cars. I think they would do quite well.

You may have even missed the best part. I bought the 7 Blu-ray “Ultimate Ride Collection” when it was on sale not too long ago, and for reasons unknown to human beings, it has a pushbutton on the front that lights up the gauge cluster with a tiny amber LED. That’s it. That’s what passes for entertainment on Garrbolax…

“What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear”

* insert TOP GUN gif here *

Except.....

Pussy. I’d give it right back to my coworkers.

...they completely invented? Come on, the Sun is Murdoch’s Tabloid wing and is another one of those English tabloids which never print the truth if there is a better lie. They are shilling hard for the UK’s own Conservative party in their upcoming Election and they are running on the same sort of vote right wing…

Different car altogether. Its the GTP ZX-T. But still had about 1000 hp and the Electramotive pair dominated IMSA GTP for several seasons. It would have been a bit slow at Le Mans because the downforce it made could yank your pants down as it passed! That’s why the R90CK was chosen to represent Nissan at Le Mans.

When? When was this “stock” car racing? Unless you were on the beach in ‘49, you’ve never seen a NASCAR race with a “stock” car in it. NASCAR hasn’t used a production-style body since 1982. Common templates were around for awhile, but now the manufacturer has input on the design of the nose and tail piece, just…

If they want to run this stages shit I don’t know why they don’t just run qualifiers and Feature races like your local short track. Get the backmarkers OFF the track for the most important segments.

Do you see now? Do you see the light?

I have watched NASCAR for 20 some odd years. More than some, less than some. Did Logano cry foul about his bad luck this year, having an encumbered win and then a part break? No, he basically had a ‘I hope Aric is okay’ interview. What about when Austin’s car was destroyed at Daytona? How many woe is me interviews…

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Not gonna lie, this was painful.