Ballaban had a wake and bake morning!
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Well, Gawker killed off Flight Club about 6 months ago, which is where this article would have ended up if it still existed. Where else are they supposed to post this now? Jalopnik is the next closest thing.
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Here is a song that fucking owns, largely because of the horns:
Now I wanna listen to Let’s Groove & September all day long.
My eyes keep coming back to that mustache/sideburn combo on the officer on the right. He’s the rookie, clearly, but the focus isn’t on him. It’s on the guy behind him, turned away from us, his veteran partner with the paunch. He’s affectionately called Paunchia della Polizia by the other officers, which he gamely…
I will always contend that the first gen Neon was a fun, sporty car with a manual especially in the R/T or ACR trims but even a Sport was a good time.
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They say my lip gloss is popping / My lip gloss is cool
Sure, do whatever you want
I always assumed that the hair was straight because it was a Japanese game and they seem to only represent straight hair in all Pokemon things anyway?
Yeah, because Japanese people are the pinnacle of refinement. Go to any restaurant in Japan and you'll see a table of girls who haven’t ordered anything but drinks and have their shoes off with their smelly feet up on the seats taking pictures while one sleeps with her head on the table and the guy next to them is…
“Like Nascar, hydroplane racing seems like one of those sports where fans only watch in hopes of seeing a spectacular crash.”
You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.
Little note for you all. This poster is a weeb living Japan who thinks being foriegn makes him special despite having zero personality.
No. Please do not. These purpose built cars are 10000x safer and I do not want to go back to losing drivers. NO. A million times no.
OH NO ICHIRO-SAN SKYRINU CAR IS BEHINDU!
Meat, good.
As long as Jalopnik still has Torchinsky I will continue to check in.