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No. Please do not. These purpose built cars are 10000x safer and I do not want to go back to losing drivers. NO. A million times no.

OH NO ICHIRO-SAN SKYRINU CAR IS BEHINDU!

Jason.

(vomits)

This is goooooooooood.

HOT POCKETS ARE BULLSHIT

That’s NOT a burrito. Torch wants to make edible dicks!

I’m going to blow your mind. Are you ready? Are you sure?

Meat, good.

As long as Jalopnik still has Torchinsky I will continue to check in.

Happy Friday.

I’d have thought that also-not-gay JPM would be the go-to example here. Kimi showed up briefly between gigs. JPM made a real go of it!

Cool opinion. Thanks for sharing. I see that you’ve got those cool out-of-the-norm viewpoints. Let me know what you think is funny, so that I can go shit all over it too.

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

Beat you by a full minute :) Though it makes for an interesting looking comment section.