“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

idk it looks a lot like the autobahn to me.

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

A Tiburon? Where are you? I see them all the time.

oh my god fucking enough. Take it to Gawker, or reddit, or anywhere that gives a fuck about politics. This is Jalopnik.

You’re not clever, you’re not cute, you’re not poignant, you’re just another annoying mouthbreather who doesn’t actually have anything to contribute to the discussion. Nobody here gives a fuck who…

And after a year, you’re the guy who fought an ostrich for a year.
A horrific, terrifying year.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

I work for a cup team. I can confirm that the road course cars are prepped with brake lights, defoggers, and wipers, and that Goodyear manufacturers a set of rain tires for the road course races.

no.

Well, they tried it once...

It’s more than putting on rain tires. Cars would have to have wipers, windshield demisters, and brake lights installed. Also, most ovals are like big bowls, so you’d have standing water issues. Look at tracks during rain delays; the lower parts of the track are harder to dry. And let’s not get into tracks that have…

At the Copa...Copacabana.

Oh grandpa!

Eh, I quite frankly just don’t see the need for fully enclosed cockpits when the aeroscreen would do just fine. Properly set up it will make functionally zero difference between that and a fully closed cockpit anyway. A closed cockpit will still have to have a roof with pylons or a rigid hoop to maintain structure…

Thank goodness the Goldust misunderstanding was sorted out. I can't even imagine what it would be like for him to know that he was the one responsible for his son's shattered dreams on Christmas morning.