mattwheatley
mattwheatley
mattwheatley

Much appreciated

Most civilized nations include healthcare in the public sector, not the service sector. Besides, we go through baristas before we get to medical professionals.

What did you think we would be using for seasoning? Maybe with moving of hairstylists into the agrarian sector, the shampoo industry would collapse anyway.

The anchovies of the future.

What came after the factory boom was the service sector boom. So logically, after chicken factory farming disappears we will turn to eating hairdressers and nail technicians.

Fox News needs to die. I say this as a player of Harvest Moon

Thank you. I was worried it was just me

Mmm.

Think about all the coincidental scare propaganda. They'll shit if they see the documentaries Independence Day or Predator

Can anyone else remember ever having watched Escaflowne? Gotta watch that again. Thanks CJ

A Møøse once bit my sister.

I'll slap anyone who enjoyed Knowing. In the eyes. Yeh, that's possible now.

Mmmm Rancor treats.

You kinda have to figure that the Rebel helmets were designed for that hair-do

To the batcave! We have to invent some kind of mesh-like mesh. We shall call it, Mesh

10. Your Destination

Remember everyone. Lost wasn't purgatory. Wait, what?

18 PT WAS AT A PARTY DANCING AND WAS ACCIDENTLY KNEED IN THE PENIS BY DANCE PARTNER CONTUSION PENIS.

It's annoying they would believe him for something this incredulous, but not anything else.

We all have that creepy uncle who we're sure once, perhaps before we were even born, got a bit too close to our mothers. But they're family. And they will be round for Christmas damnit.