Australia doesnt even have the ability to abstain.

Yeh, its pesky when the hormones make them jump into peoples mouths

It's as easy as *cough* *hock* *splurt*

But what would be the actual problem with that? Just because we dont happen to be in the world-domination winners team?

I live on the N in Lincolnshire. On a clear day you can see all the way to the Hampshire shit factories

These puns are terrible... someone hake it stop

Take this, add one zombie-proof shipping container home, and you have a great twist on Mad Max for this decade

I dont know about you, but that seems more likely than a collision with a body of greater mass.....

This will be played when Moby wins the 400m in London

Apple has made its billions coating smug in gorilla glass and adding a 600% markup

I still mourn that.. i think the fact i dont have one of them makes me sneer all the more with derision at iPads than the quantity of derision I would have shown them anyway

I work with eye tracking software, and its quite easy to have something over the face and shift focus. It.. can become quite disorientating though, will be nice to see how they can handle that

What about a more diffused light rather than a beam? Add a translucent screen over the lamp so that you get the illumination but not the glare

*weeps* I hope that I can have this integrated with a Microsoft Courier..

If you find a blackberry you may have gone to far back and discovered you have piles

Bhutan... #lengthener

This is a lie =3

It;s important to know that this is only a visual phenomenon... if Mercury was really orbiting retrograde something goddamn fucking significant truly has happened

Cool technology, insufferable twats

Genuinely, a million thanks for introducing me to this