lots of things are a big problem in Tacoma

starred for this:

Since when did Jalopnik become this beacon of perfection on cars that it can suddenly throw stones?

This may be the best recent Lincoln commercial I can recall.

Their facial expressions made me think of this...

Porsche is the only company in that group still offering cars with a manual transmission. I’d still pick a base 911 or a Boxter over something with flappy-paddles, because I’m old and grumpy.

Meanwhile, in the PNW:

While I mostly agree, I can’t help but interject with this:

This is the droid you are looking for.

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.

Got my cat in a similar way. I was living in Japan at the time, driving my 2008 Civic Type R, kitten I’m the middle of a 4 lane 50kph road. Stopped and tried to get him off the road, thought he ran away. He actually wedged himself in between my firewall and engine. Now I didn’t drive 300 miles, but got home that night…

Yes you can; get a Subaru.

Lord. Jesus. What in the fuck.

We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way,…

More of a Shelbyville idea.

Maybe they can turn the factory into a monorail factory.

Watt?

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.

At least it wasn’t the dehydrated pork patty like what I had in Iraq in 1991.