If you’re driving around baked and you think you’re alright, you’re kidding yourself and you’re dangererous.

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Even after all these years I still laugh every time I hear that song. It’s just too perfect!

But nothing will ever come close to the recruitment video for America’s military.

I once saw a Lambo in a pond:

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Go get something to drink cause this is going to be a long one.

I use the phrase something went wrong because it was never determined what caused her to go off the side of the road. There were no witnesses that explained what happened to cause her to leave the roadway. Further the investigation determined that she was going in excess of 20 mph over the speed limit when she…

Those lines are painted with cars in mind because cars cannot accelerate as quickly as motorcycles. In my mind that means it’s not necessarily unsafe to pass. As you can see from the video, he could see there was no one coming and that it was safe.

I’d waitressed for years at different bars & restaurants, and lasted ONE DAY at Tim Hortons. I made a mistake with an order (guy kept asking questions and changing his mind about what he wanted), and when I set his coffee on the counter next to the cash, he took the lid off and tipped it over. Coffee on the counter,…

All your base are belong to us.

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

The Dude. Things would be nice and laid back and he’d always have a J for you.

gold coast

The whole thing. Not just one part.

I’m a little biased since I have one, but it’s pretty striking how many cues the two share. Practically every design element of the concept is there in production.

THIS is the proper way to check your brakes.