I normally hate eating ribs (yes, I know, whatever). Central forces me to get over that, they are so good.

I will be the elitiest turd, thank you.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

If you absolutely, wholeheartedly need a fix, Rendevouz.

I thought it was a vinegar-BASED sauce that people piss all over the BBQ? Not straight vinegar. That would be fucked up.

You don’t sound like a triggered snowflake. Nope, no sir. 

There are hundreds of thousands of MAGA chuds who have no idea their beloved hats are made in China.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

I’m always amazed at the contrasts between NFL owners; here Robert Kraft is trying to stifle video of his massage parlor visit, while Jerry Jones would license it, release it on DVD (after adding a “Making of” feature as bonus material), and offer it for on-demand streaming…

I grew up in Hawaii & have literally been eating rice several times a week since I was 3 years old and have NEVER got sick from it. I have some relatives that don’t even refrigerate rice & leave it out over night and not got sick. We do microwave it for at least a minute (per serving) with a wet paper towel. So is…

Being Asian-American I grew up eating rice every single day. My parents would usually make a large pot in the rice cooker every other day and reheat it the second day when we’d then finish it. We never got sick from doing this once.

I for one am shocked that Bethesda rushes something out only for it to crash almost immediately.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

Just want to say I really enjoyed this series of posts. (TBF, I enjoy a lot of the features on this site, including a super thin omelette that has ruined other omelettes for me, but this series hit a real nice note).  

at least a half-dozen police officers

For “two seconds,” he said he was concerned a “para-military Confederate group” had found his information online.

So, the pits are outside in the British weather, and the track is indoors?

Maybe it’s his marketing working on me, but I find Koenigsegg more believable than the monolithic Bugatti and Hennessey the braggart. I really do think that this Jesko he made can cross the magic 300.

“Hey Ben. You’re black. You must know about the urban life and public housing. How about I make you HUD Secretary?”