Winamp?

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

“I was a Cowboy?” - Trent Green

Molly Jong-Fast is there and hilariously live tweeting the whole thing.

As a local taxpayer, he’s not just an irate stepfather. He’s also an owner.

attaboy sometimes you gotta farm those fitbit steps

“The firm is named for Howard Roark, the protagonist in Ayn Rand’s novel, The Fountainhead.” - source: their own damned website

You are missing the important bit here. Did the community win the Village of the Year Award?

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

If God didn’t want you to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of delicious-ass fucking meat.

Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump.

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

it’s a convenient neighborhood for getting to the Hill and prices aren’t as insane there.

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

It’s Decision II:  he took his sweaters to the internet.

This also just applies to life in general: people making their lack of planning and forethought everyone else’s problem.

Can I just say this is one of the best threads I’ve read in a while.

CNN doesn’t have bylines on their front page, so at least once a week, I fall for one of Cillizza’s clickbait headlines and then immediately fly into an incoherent rage when I discover the article was written by him. The man CONSISTENTLY puts out the absolute dumbest, most unflinchingly puerile takes on the entire…