Nothing in this world is worth having to hear the phrase “vine star” again.

Well he is Gramátically correct

No, it’s good.

It’s almost like having a teammate who is pathologically competitive and combative can have both positive and negative outcomes depending on the situation.

getting obliterated so badly that management thinks it will help the team to bring back HUE JACKSON is a commitment to ass that’d make Kramer jealous

Remember HR exists to protect the company, not the employees.

True story: I got to interview Udonis Haslem after the Heat’s first title in the LeBron era and he has two separate RIP tattoos on his neck and is borderline one of the scariest dudes I’ve ever met. With that being said, he donates a ton of his time to youth organizations and couldn’t have been more accommodating to…

Ted Cruz : Basketball :: Austin Rivers : Basketball

Draymond Green : NBA :: Ted Cruz : Senate

On my high school football team the Halle Berry was when we put on Swordfish and paused it at :38.00.

The Detroit Lions have a play called the Roseanne Barr, a very unattractive play where Matt Stafford literally shits his pants and then throws an unadvised lateral to a RB that results in a fumble.

Great work! I love these longform articles on endurance running even though, or perhaps because, I never run more than a couple of miles in a day. I think they help me remember, when I feel like I’m dying on the last quarter-mile push of my daily run (which is all uphill - thanks, me from several years ago who picked…

He’s being glib, but isn’t the kernel of the idea true? People didn’t stop watching baseball during WWII even though most of the good players were in the military. I think it’s more that if all we had was Triple-A quality players, people would still watch if that was as good as it got.

He’s basically correct, imo. The league is constantly cycling through new players without any harm to the game. Of course MLB needs talented players to be successful, but they don’t need THESE or any other set of players in particular.

Mar-A-Largo?

If you can’t masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM in Vegas then where can you masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM at?

Antonio Brown: Yeah, that’s your shoe, Ben. No texts in there. Pick your phone back up.

So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

The man has had nothing but a steady diet of sugar and processed meat, and trans-fats for almost his entire, putrid existence.

Please, not until he’s in jail.