Never imagined that I would saw “parks easier” as a positive perk for a heavy duty truck. What a time to be alive

Yeah, but how was the bacon though?

Are we sure this wasn’t Joe Walsh making sure his Maserati could still go 185?

A couple trucks rarely going down the roads isn’t a big deal.

This is trying to be clever but really ignores the reality of what a bunch of ppl can do to roads when they go all over the place where they shouldnt. Which they do/will.

The big star looks like it was put on afterwards by a shade-tree mechanic, like all the Mercedes-badged Tatas which are rolling around developing countries.

Ignoring the fact that the emblem on the grille is crooked or bent, is that really factory?  Again, even if it was straight, that looks like a rejected Pep Boys product proposal.

I can hear my uncle now “shoulda bought the gap insurance”

...and now Silverado guy is both literally and figuratively upside down in that truck.

The Texas Trail edition should have a built in generator.

Do you know anything about money, dude? Not having a car loan (or even having minimal payments from buying something less expensive) is awesome and frees up more cash to save or spend on things you really want.

Don’t listen to him, he’s pumped full of Opinionoids

Thank you for your incredibly condescending reply! I’m sure it is a truly incomprehensible concept, but we both have excellent credit, are in the process of signing paperwork on a house we purchased with more than the standard 20% down payment, and still had the money at hand for a goofy purchase like the Suburban. 

You drive it connected straight to a gas pump

You are unable to understand the unintended consequences of stopping all traffic enforcement. It would be very, very bad.

“Very, very bad” you say?

Man what the fuck are you talking about. The idea of traffic stops are regressive. Their cousin, the high speed pursuit, is looked at with horror in other countries as a uniquely American Wild West ass way to nab speeders/ other crime committers. The idea we just have thousands of police lurking on the side of the…

This idea is dumb. Here’s a long story validating the premise. Vague complaints with no evidence to back opinions.

This is one of the most idiotic articles replies ever posted on Jalopnik. FTFY

It’s as if you didn’t even read the article. Your anecdote actually supports the point you’re arguing against. Never mind the facts, it’s all about how you feel, isn’t it?

You say this is the most idiotic thing you’ve ever seen on Jalopnik, then give an example of exactly the kind of bullshit traffic stop interaction that the article talks about. It seems like there is a huge continuum between “This article is exactly right” and “This is one of most idiotic articles ever posted on…