A couple trucks rarely going down the roads isn’t a big deal.

This is trying to be clever but really ignores the reality of what a bunch of ppl can do to roads when they go all over the place where they shouldnt. Which they do/will.

I can hear my uncle now “shoulda bought the gap insurance”

...and now Silverado guy is both literally and figuratively upside down in that truck.

Do you know anything about money, dude? Not having a car loan (or even having minimal payments from buying something less expensive) is awesome and frees up more cash to save or spend on things you really want.

Don’t listen to him, he’s pumped full of Opinionoids

Thank you for your incredibly condescending reply! I’m sure it is a truly incomprehensible concept, but we both have excellent credit, are in the process of signing paperwork on a house we purchased with more than the standard 20% down payment, and still had the money at hand for a goofy purchase like the Suburban. 

You drive it connected straight to a gas pump

Sacrilege! BROWN IS SUPERIOR

I'm in this one group that has a strange predilection for brown station wagons.

I’m not sure why I would buy this vs just getting a kit myself and building it out in my shed?  Just looking at that engine shot give me a bad feeling it’s hiding a mess of issues.  Whoever does buy this, for their safety, I would go over everything twice and look for any broken or out of place objects...the word…

I did this with my ST and Ford financing gave me $500 and 0%, so that was an easy decision. I forget what my CU was, but it didn’t beat 0%.

But you’ll be able to ask any kid to fix your car.

You are unable to understand the unintended consequences of stopping all traffic enforcement. It would be very, very bad.

“Very, very bad” you say?

Man what the fuck are you talking about. The idea of traffic stops are regressive. Their cousin, the high speed pursuit, is looked at with horror in other countries as a uniquely American Wild West ass way to nab speeders/ other crime committers. The idea we just have thousands of police lurking on the side of the…

This idea is dumb. Here’s a long story validating the premise. Vague complaints with no evidence to back opinions.

This is one of the most idiotic articles replies ever posted on Jalopnik. FTFY

It’s as if you didn’t even read the article. Your anecdote actually supports the point you’re arguing against. Never mind the facts, it’s all about how you feel, isn’t it?

A couple of weeks ago, myself and a woman pushing a stroller were almost run over by some asshole making a right while we were in the crosswalk with a walk sign. Behind that asshole was another asshole a cop who did nothing about it.  I’ve seen shit like that dozens of times.  So how exactly do cops prevent people…

You say this is the most idiotic thing you’ve ever seen on Jalopnik, then give an example of exactly the kind of bullshit traffic stop interaction that the article talks about. It seems like there is a huge continuum between “This article is exactly right” and “This is one of most idiotic articles ever posted on…