hey listen, i googled it!

whoa whoa whoa, who you calling binary?!

sounds like you're a bit desmophobic!

man, i was taking the piss. it honestly doesn't bother me that patrick is making up new terms. i made one up for my own gender earlier today.

maybe they would, though, if that woman identified as a man?

i never object to that. and it happens a lot, baby.

i would say he is a male. i would probably say dude though. assuming he was a dude!

i don't but there already is one: gender.

So. There you have it. Fairly decent, well-founded speculation that this is going to happen. If it doesn't happen I'm happy to eat the shit for getting it wrong.

i wonder what a cismission would do?

right. so that means you're just the gender that you are.

what i need to do is make up a name for the gender that i am. i'm a desmosaphobro. way off the spectrum.

The list of international people who are furious at the move goes on and on. And why wouldn't they be? It seems to be yet another action in a long series of many seemingly designed to make life as miserable as possible in Russia for anyone who isn't cisgender, heterosexual, or able-bodied.

Fortunately, there's a solution to your problem: CarMax. I've been hyping up CarMax for years now, ever since they sold me a 6-year, bumper-to-bumper warranty on a 6-year-old Range Rover, and then proceeded to pay out more than $4,300 in claims over the next 18 months. The simple reality is: CarMax allows you to take…

Yeah, no, I meant no plans to SHOW the Grand Wagoneer at NAIAS. I'm sure they'll build it, and I hope it gets a 707 hp engine.

so, what you're saying, essentially, is that there won't be any exciting new trucks or SUVs debuted in Detroit. i think you could have penned a smarter headline for this.

1. new Raptor — we're not going to see that at this show
2. Nissan Frontier — yawn, nope
3. Cadillac Escalde V-Sport — definitely not
4. Jeep Grand…

interesting — did not know that. still, a stick would have clinched the deal. i probably would have bought it, at least used.

looks the fcking BUSINESS! it'd better have a stick, preferably a six speed. i'd miss the back seats of a 911 but the Cayman is likely more fun. doubt it'll be much cheaper than a Carrera S.

i want one now! fck christmas. where can i find roads like that???

i feel like ferrari makes a decent autobox, and they share so much other technology, like engine architecture. why not share the tranny?