Although let's hope that Obama's career as an ex-President is more fruitful than Bret Hart's time in the WCW. But the whole "tried to go out on good terms by proposing a decent compromise on a belt drop/Supreme Court justice nominee, only to have evil forces 'ring the fucking bell!'/stonewall him and later complain…

♫ Right now!
It's your Kl'rt-cision
Right now!
Brie Larson is evvvv-rything
Right now!
Build that summer tentpole, build it right! here and now ♫

*BING* The Simpsons (618) is our #2 answer! And show me #1?…

I bet your encore of "Joe lies / when he cries" brings the house down.

Was it? That's hilarious. "That young Firebird key-seeker grew up to be…ABC's Cupid. And now you know—" < /paulharvey>

Oh, whatever party Lloyd Dobler was at in Say Anything where he informed that guy, "YOU MUST CHILL!!!"

Not bad, for an interviewer.

NARRATOR: Now, the story of a galactic empire that lost everything, and the one smuggler who had no choice but to pull it all apart. It's Starrested Development. Next time, Han takes the Millenium Falcon to Space Midas for some long-overdue maintenance:

Geez, I hope nobody's horked their clothes after all this time being away, eh.

It also translates "Hasta la vista, baby" as "Up to the view, infant."

"But there's no connection between having Skynet and killing someone with it, and…NOT having Skynet and not killing someone with it."

Ten years old, huh? So, that means I've officially been "un-edgy" for my adamant refusal to watch this garbage for…ten years now. I can totally live with that.

Blossom, I am so proud of you!

1. Vaginal Defecation
2. Here Comes Old Vodka Tits
3. Happy Mother's Day, I Can't Read
4. Pissed Pissedofferson
5. Cerebral Ballzy
6. Tiger! Shit! Tiger! Tiger!
7. Fartbarf
8. Okilly Dokilly
9. Fuck You Cop You Fucking Cop
10. Dawes

It's always going to be a neverending story with this guy.

I'd like it if someone tried to hack you by trial and error using these suggestions, only instead of "Password Incorrect", the message they would keep receiving was "Shit Sandwich".

Ed spells his with an "e" at the end. Totally a higher standard of living: the shit comes out looking way more like the poop emoji than in other towns. Artisanally designed by both Weavers and crackheads!

Nowadays, Tom Clancy can't even.

"You know, Joe…" That's my best Irving Cohen impression at this time, sorry. Should have spent more time on Vau-da-ville.

Enh, none quite top the time David Letterman answered a Viewer Mail question one Friday that read, "Dave, which is worse: the itching, or the burning?" He then hauled out two mocked-up Stephen King hardcovers, one with a later 'Salem's Lot cover (which looked like this)
labeled "THE ITCHING", and one with Firestarter'…