Search your feelings.  But from a comfortable social distance.

Let’s remember all of 2018's completely neglected condiments for the condiment question. Here are a few such items that I thought would be brought up at least once among these remarkably uncreative respondents:

Oh, you don’t know ZIP! (weeps)

Ah, that’s tremendous, Will! Between that and other either post- or mid-interview praise from the likes of Bruce McGill and Timothy Dalton, I hope all these compliments will eventually start opening some doors to interviews that otherwise would have remained closed, whether those be in 2018 or any time in the future.…

(deafening applause, all the more impressive considering I’m using both my hands to type right now)

I hope you have 200 more in you, Will—this was a great one among many great ones. I don’t think anyone can get more intense quicker than Bruce Dern (it was his intensity more than any specifically funny lines that…

I see you take care of the memes when the Master is away.

It can be two things.

Absolutely! Why, that photo of Donald Trump staring into the sun during the total eclipse proves that he doesn’t even OWN any shades!

Is it bad manners to point out that those are three things?

LEO BLOOM: Actors are not animals! They’re human beings!
MAX BIALYSTOCK: (incredulously) They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

Vibe, my kill don’t bitch.

Marvelous array of tales, Will—this must have taken some time to compile. The subject matter was its own worthy, zany thing, but I do hope you got a chance to get some of these folks (I’m looking here at Tim Reid, Adrienne Barbeau, and Jamie Farr in particular) interested in potentially doing this crazy little thing…

Can he next paint one in rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroyal blue?

I'd go pop it in and enjoy it this second, but Elmo is tired now.

Well, at least he didn't sell it to the fucking Japanese.

I'll admit I did hover over that underlined part just to see if it was a link to…you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

"Nice try, novice, but don't mess with the maestro!"

DidNOTachick. Didnotadude, neither.

(heavy sigh after waiting 26 years for even a simple, faithful adaptation of the first story; looks up with a reinforced resolve to keep lowering expectations for King adaptations)

Dang it, you beat me to it. My quip was going to be, "To be played by John Cazale in the Trump biopic, in his first film to have absolutely no Academy Award consideration whatsoever."