Props to the Plimp.  She gets two MVP nods from me:  In Pecker, her "Look out world, here comes Tina!" was the only thing that made me laugh out loud about that movie.  And her "I hate you motherfuckers" in 200 Cigarettes scored the same achievement for that one.  Whenever I say those words today, I'm secretly doing…

Goondocks II:  Goondock Saints

Rodger Bumpass.

Pierce's bit with the soft serve machine a couple weeks back that served as the "credit cookie" had me laughing so hard, I almost had to re-evaluate my own sense of humor.  Sticking your finger in an overflowing cone in order to remove it from three other empty cones, then hastily abandoning the concept when you…

Harmon, let me give you some advice my father once gave me about embarrassing my cast members in front of their friends and family:

My reaction to the aftermath of the Kai Leng/Thane confrontation was identical.  I haven't wanted to avenge a character's death in a game like that in…quite some time, if ever.  And I didn't even use Thane too much on my squad in ME2.

My first reaction—honest truth—after that kid laid out my options was to walk a short distance down the main path, aim my gun, and fire at him.  Presumably, you had that gun for a reason once you made it back to the Citadel, right?  Well, that wasn't the reason, apparently.

"Rich Ross, the chairman of Disney Studios, whose prior experience was as a failed attempt at a Madame Tussaud's statue of Mitt Romney."

I'd love a bite of your sandwich.

Other than the "I wanna fuck you up the ass" part, which happens again here to everyone who pays money to see this movie?  No, not much else in common.

Ask him if he ever got to see Montana.

Great actor, great Random Roles installment.  Something did feel a little "off" to me about his performance in W., like he and Jeffrey Wright were in one movie, trying so hard to avoid a hint of "imitation" that they don't resemble their real-life counterparts much at all, and Josh Brolin and (urk) Thandie Newton in…

Bensenmum.

Britta could try doing a spot for Lender's Bah-gels, and they'd gain viewers through increasing crowds of people coming to snicker and point at her pronunciation.

I JERK OFF EVERY TIME I WATCH A ZALMAN KING PRODUC—

[FARTS.]

Biddy biddy biddy.

Anatidanecookphobia:  the fear that somehow, somewhere, a Dane Cook is watching you.

He was in that movie Mr. Borks, wasn't he?  Funny guy.

Is Alejandro Jodorowsky still involved?  Because that might still be interesting.  This is the man who makes gold out of excrement, after all.