And you know who witnessed the whole thing?  Patrick Stewart.  They thought they were being discreet, but it was too late.  He's seen everything.

It's a broken, fragile zero with teeth.

I don't know what to say.

Yo, somebody tell my mother I love her, man.

She heard the form rather than the content, if you will.

"Who's a merry man, Captain?  Jackie Chiles, that's who."

Ambassador to Poland in our reality, or the Poland that exists through the portal leading to the model U.N. on Earth Two?  Either way, cool.  Coolcoolcool.

Luka's upstairs all day
Banging on the walls of frustration
And Tom's Diner's now open 24 hours
For your constant caffeination

Well, if you hear something late at night?  Some kind of trouble, say, or possibly a fight?  You know what to do.

Molly Parker in Six Feet Under:  the world's sexiest rabbi!

*sings* "Connect the fucks, la la la la!  Connect the fucks, LA LA LA LA!  Hehheh!"

Why, that lying, piece of sack of shit, slut trashcan scummist dirtbag…

DANGER MOUSE:  Penfold, shush!  Now lend me a copper coin, I haven't got one.
PENFOLD:  Have you looked in your pockets?
DANGER MOUSE:  I haven't GOT any pockets.
PENFOLD:  Oooooh no!  Have you thought of changing your tailor?
DANGER MOUSE:  No, but I have thought of changing my assistant.
PENFOLD:  Ahhereyouarechief.
DANGER…

Penfold, shush.

So…where DOES the pollen go?

Good Lord.  Well, at least SNL has more nominees.  And when Joe Piscopo finally gets that Irving Thalberg award, this contest is going to be neck and neck.

Hey, what do you mean their credit's no good?

I'm not going to ask for your Michael Ream.  For a number of reasons.

Kirby Mass Effect?!?!?!

Problems such as, "Should I try harder to avoid this 90s neo-swing revival act or this 90s neo-ska revival act?"  Whoever wins, we lose.