I’ve been tossed in the next county; it was pretty amazing.

While the 540 was a handsome car, this thing just has vibes of something like an out of shape American squeezing into a Nazi uniform for ‘practice’ in the woods.

Would you have accepted something snarkier like Earth’s gravity maintains its perfect record?  

The two-tone seats look a little funny from the front, but from the back, they look like The Stig.

What are my biggest grievances? Plural?

Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve heard, Jason is no longer around to tell you anything about it.

Just like before, it’s probably pedo misapplication.

I’m honesty surprised how quickly the aftermarket jumps on this shit.

3. It’s still fucking stupid to put frequently used simple controls like HVAC, volume, etc on a touchscreen.

1. “Technology” is not a synonym for gimmicks on touchscreens. The Bollinger B1/B2 has lots of technology, and no screens at all.

My God. Looking at Mike then and Mike now is like looking in a fucking mirror. And it doesn’t make me feel better about myself at all. 2015 Mike was so young, and chipper, and full of optimism. 2021 Mike looks like he’s been through a pandemic with a kid or two and is just trying to survive. He’s lived through a Trump…

From the video, there are plenty of crackers involved.

Wait, if these are half-assed, but the modification gives them more ass than usual, does that mean that done correctly they’d have triple ass? Instead of donks, would they be badonkadonks?

After reading this and seeing all the pictures my hair just spontaneously grew out into a mullet 

SLIDESHOW BAD

Unibody construction is not the same thing as the exoskeleton idea Musk is talking about. Unibody construction is not a novel idea (even for trucks) and is not about reducing complexity. Nothing about unibody construction dictates the shape they chose for the Cybertruck.

It’s not rad enough and I don’t have enough wood for this car at that price. No dice.

Jalopnik Law 504: Never buy* another man’s project.

*For purposes of this section, the term “buy” shall mean to pay “real money”.

The term “real money” shall be defined as any amount over $1,000.

Notwithstanding the above, this statute shall under no circumstances forbid the buying, as that term is defined in this…

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

As someone who programs AI systems, I do find this funny. We’re getting extremely good with image processing, and it’s actually amazing how far we have come in the past five years. (I admittedly don’t work in image processing, but I know people who do, so I’ll say they’re very smart people and just leave it at that.)