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Matt Loewen
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OBEY
THE BEEF
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Dear Trump:

From Steven F. Hayward's THE AGE OF REAGAN, a description of Gary Hart's… interesting ideas on U.S. security:

Not nearly as effective: Robin Williams's relatively low-key performance is excellent.

And then, as decades passed, the scientific community realized that the entire concept of "midi-chlorians" was the product of then-undeveloped science, aka scientific ignorance. Like the Flat Earth theory.

Easy, easy: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies is not only my favorite one-hit wonder, I think it's almost perfect as a pop song. (One example: The way the chorus rocks back and forth, gorgeously, between two different keys.)

"Your honor, I object!"
"And why is that?"
"Because it's devastating to my case!!"
"Overruled."
"GOOD CALL!!"

"Your honor, I object!"
"You would!"
"OVERACTOR!"
"JEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEBELLLLL (laughs hysterically)"
"*He* made me do it, he-"
"SURE, he did… (pause) 'Oh no: THEY'RE ONTO ME.'"

"He struck the child. You see that?"

A sad fact: Jason Bernard, who was excellent as the Judge, died right after LIAR LIAR was finished. The film was dedicated to him.

It must have *killed* Elwes to play that character so white-bread.

(sigh) Man, I didn't even like the first one…

BREAKING: Film to be scored by Insane Clown Posse

Don't forget to keep Japanese audiences in mind by having Mr. Big score the film!

My Dad and I, talking about this:

In all seriousness: That sucks.

The original title of the new song was "I Ain't Slick Rick but La Di Da Di"

Oh no, the movie is 100% about "let the kids be filthy" :)

I was expecting something much different than what I got in WONDER WOMAN. Put it this way: it's kind of stupid-minded, in a way that definitely makes it a DC movie…

I may be giving the movie too much credit, but I was interested in how it tried to blend together the idea of, "These epic stories about the Gods explain the world!", and the reality of, "…Life is complicated, and humanity is, too."