It's not.

Well, if that's how it is: if they need more money, give them more money. Let's not politicize the Secret Service here.

Spoiler: Trump will resign the Presidency in order to start an American chapter of News of the World.

Stan Lee: One of the extremely rare examples of a life that just kept getting better and better and better.

And if you put those colored-out letters together, you get the band that did Cotton-Eyed Joe!

Nader

Makes me wonder at what point Taylor Swift will be offered the Super Bowl show.

Fantastic photo, by the way :)

YOUNG LADIES
YOUNG LADIES
I LIKE 'EM UNDERAGE SEE
SOME SAY THAT'S STATUTORY
BUT I SAY IT'S MANDATORY

They're gonna have to put a fuckton of makeup on DiCaprio…

Back in 2005-2007, I was hosting an "online radio show" (because we didn't have "podcast" back then) with my brother called STAR WARS FM, which eventually just turned into the two of us reviewing current movies.

An anecdode, from the Making Of feature of BATMAN FOREVER:

I'm looking forward to Fall Out Boy's next single, "We Gotta Keep the Clown Away, Let's Fuck"

If I'd known it was apparently *this hard* to make a *good* Stephen King film, I'd have called my partners on our THINNER movie and said, "Put the Ronald Reagan dream sequence back in."

Someone on Twitter, back when the House was desperately looking for a new Speaker: "AIN'T NO RULE SAYS A DOG CAN'T BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE"

"…it could have something to do with the fact that The Last Knight had the worst box-office opening in the history of the series."

"According to /Film, [Akiva] Goldsman is no longer involved in the Transformers movies-"

Twenty-NINE?? She should be playing someone's MOTHER at that kind of advanced age!

When will ringtone rap come back into vogue?

The Michael Bolton version from UNDERCOVER BROTHER, of course.