I hadn't noticed it until now - but yeah, DC *will* have three (correct me if I'm wrong) upcoming movies with female leads! Very cool!

GODDAMMIT

"Deep down, you'll always love him. But you can forget that you love him. And you can hurt them, they can hurt you. And that's not just because you're young."

The poster for HOME ALONE 5 is the FREAKIEST THING EVER in that regard: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

IT'S A GRID SYSTEM MOTHERFUCKER

From a description of HOME ALONE 5: "[The movie is about] an 8-year-old boy who moves from California to a creepy house in Maine, which he is convinced is haunted by a ghost."

My favorite response to the above photo (from @dansinker): "Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives."

Didn't he have some serious trouble writing women in THE NEWSROOM? This doesn't seem like it's coming out of the blue for me.

As long as they're not Cats in Boots.

The New York Post has a job offer for you…

If true, it's just astonishing: They gave up! Just gave up! AFTER TWO MONTHS!!

"FROSTY!!"
"Uh, yeah, boss?"

The whole movie will be set in Balley's Hotel - formerly the MGM Grand - and you'll hear William Goldman's scream of rage once again.

So was it basically a scene out of MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING?

Nickelback: "'Cause you look so much cuter / With Cum Trump in your mouth!"

I'll say this: When I see a movie that has an amazingly high rating on Metacritic, I get suspicious.

Shaq: "I earned capital, funny capital… and now I intend to spend it."

I just assume all these people are trying to capitalize off of Stephin Merrit's 50 SONG MEMOIR, right?

With new songs to be written by Kajagoogoo

Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan to make comeback with EDM party jam, "The Limit Does Not Exist."