I remember, when my brother and I were kids, begging our parents to let us watch the POWER RANGERS movie, and them refusing.

"And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to… Pat Buchanan???"

This randomly reminds me: I wish someone would make a movie about a U.S. Presidential election, from the perspective of the sure loser. Like the 1984 election: just a story about the candidate who never really had a chance, and how he got himself through the endless days upon days upon weeks upon months of a campaign.

When I saw this headline, I thought it said "Brad Roberts" at first and I got excited.

"I had a Jack Reacher once, I walked funny for a week!" (pause) (pause) (microphone feeds back)

🎶 I was gonna save District 12
But then I got high… 🎶

Cruise don't like moose pictures.

[insert "YOU GET A CAR YOU GET A CAR YOU GET A CAR" gag here]

"I mean, how do you think flowers grow?"

♪♫ I wear fifty shades at night
So I can, so I can… ♪♫

I can relate: it's pretty much the same reason I had posters of PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST and BORAT on my bedroom wall.

Do people actually care about Gerard Butler this much?

We just need to get Trump to privatize world peace, and we'll be golden.

No, the NUTTY PROFESSOR reboot will be done the year after this, and then they'll complete the Cinematic Universe with DOOLITTLE VS. THE PROFESSOR.

You forgot Nickelback.

Goddammit, Arnold.

Trump: "I will now read from my favorite St. Patrick's Day piece, '16 Bars.'"

It made me think of the moment in SPOTLIGHT where (I think) Baron orders the team to sit on the story until they had the entire, enormous thing together.

"The boy was pulled over for speeding - and they let him off with a warning! A warning!"
"Why didn't you come to me first?

It was amusing to read his review of Jon Stewart's ROSEWATER, and then look in the comments to find people going, "…Look, I don't like Jon Stewart, but can you just review the *movie*???"