I'd prefer they switch to an Armond White-type rating system, where you can rate things on a scale of "FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIBERAL VIEWS" to "JUST AS GENIUS AS ADAM SANDLER".

So, basically, these would be the DONKEY KONG LAND versions of the shows?

Jonathan Chait on Twitter: "MADDOW: The first taxes were levied by the Ancient Sumerians…."

You should put these complaints into a new remix of Jadakiss's "Why"

Well, so much for that: Rooney Mara was pretty much the only reason I looked forward to a sequel.

Drake: "The Great Work begins, bitch!"

SHUT DOWN THE COMMENTS I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE

Ah, yes, nothing says McDonald's like parodying a song about a murderer.

So AVATAR 2 will be a rip-off of FERNGULLY, I take it?

I re-read that recently, and I'd forgotten about the *INCREDIBLY SUBTLE* line at the end, when the pigs and humans have joined forces:

Bending the rules, but I don't care:

A machine that only makes copies of Louis Jenkins poems.

With Daniel Day-Lewis as the Pentagon Papers.

And then Philip Seymour Hoffman and Bill Paxton show up, and the audience cheers.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

I buy it: don't you piss off Viola Davis.

A good Octavia Spencer line from THE HELP: "WHAT LAW'S GONNA SAY YOU GOT TO BE NICE TO YOUR MAID?"

This Cold War just got hot!

"All's for
The good in
This best of all possible worlds!"

No, but don't you see, if there's no Gad, there's no reason for us to be good to one another!