"Look, I made a hat
Where there never was a hat!"

Yes, but will it also evoke STRANGER THAN FICTION?

He and Al Funcoot are aspiring writers.

He said we're just like Russia. Just like Russia.

I always wanted to make a music video to that "She Don't Use Jelly" cover, it's so good :)

Remember that episode of VOYAGER where it turned out the entire crew were clones, and the whole episode is spent watching them corrode?

One of the things that irritated me was that Gosling and Stone weren't great singers: at a certain point I was wondering, This movie is so old-fashioned, why not go all the way and dub their voices?

You reprehensible piece of shit.

So, is Aquaman going to spend the entire movie going, "YEAH! GET 'EM DAD! YEAH! YEAH YEAH GET HIM YEAH"

We have always been at war with OKLAHOMA!

"Bluntman and Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters, a couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catchphrases like a third-rate Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses."

Yeah, I'm hoping it's the Batman Spoof Movie that I'd LOVE to have :)

"Man, that phone's got a great ass!"

Ross Douthat's sigh of relief could be heard countrywide.

Well, that was quick.

Seriously, those people?

You know, someone has *got* to bring musical theater to a Super Bowl audience…

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which, due to the recent invention of human-pig hybrids. Go, science." - ANIMAL FARM

Directed by Richard Linklater, of course.

LIFE IS VERY SHORT
AND THERE'S NO TIME