How is Carmen not all over this project? He should be on this like a mothacluckin R.I.O.T.

SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW

Dammit, when is Disney going to get around to doing a CHICKEN LITTLE sequel??

No, but you know who'd be great?

Read the "Studio Executives" chapter in William Goldman's ADVENTURES IN THE SCREEN TRADE; yes, it was released in 1983, but I'd bet a good deal that it's still the way things work.

No, you clod, it's Andy Circus.

The seven dwarves will all be played by Deep Roy.

Look, it took until 2007 for Disney to shut down their Direct-To-Video Disney Sequels division, so… baby steps, alright?

Batman: "Tell me something…

"…or—in a move hereby referred to as “Miller Time”…"

He's been watching Nicolas Cage's VAMPIRE'S KISS for inspiration.

"Is that Baby Face Nelson?"

Hardy will do the entire movie with tobacco chew in his mouth.

Not the same one, though.

(pause) (pause) (pause) (pause) (pause) - Pinter, after discovering his laundry didn't come out right

Oscar-*winning,* actually :)

Well, you have to have something to believe in…

What would that make Bernadette Peters in this metaphor?

Bloom was going to schedule the Andrew Lloyd Webber cameo for another episode, but LuPone insisted it be the same.

To be fair: Vanilla Ice is, according to Dancing With the Stars, a "Rap Legend."