Honestly, of the ones that performed at the ceremony, "Earned It" was my favorite - but a song from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY beating a song about rape survivors would have been… um…

I'm hoping Chris Rock has at least one line as good as Neil Patrick Harris's from last year: "Tonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest—sorry, *brightest.*"

Yeah, I remember loving it so much that I immediately sought out his other work - and soon discovered that, apart from his first four "Ill Mind" songs (and "Bad Manners Freestyle"), the man is SO DAMN BORING.

"[It] sidesteps triggering any actual homophobic distaste…"

Not a "favorite," but another good Jon Stewart line, from his second hosting gig:

Listening to it again now: maybe "best" is a bit far, but for years I thought so - and when it comes to Hopsin's technical ability on that track, I won't back down.

"The term Real Nigga's publically used
And I need to know what it means, 'cause I'm fuckin' confused!
Are you one?
For always busting your tool?
With nothin' to lose?
And something to prove?
To homies up in your crew?
Is it because you sellin' drugs to get loot?
And brag about how you done been shot and stabbed
Like it's FUN…

Oh, believe me, I think I went through the entire game on my first playthrough with just a Bulbasaur and its evolutions.

My favorite glitch, which is fucking hilarious in retrospect: Because a Pokemon's ability to "Critical Hit" was tied to its Speed, a very fast Pokemon that knew a high-Critical Hit move could…

Sometimes I think I'd love to be the lead in a productin of COMPANY - and then I realize that I'd just spend the whole show imitating Raul Esparza's performance.

The hate for "Same Love" just baffles me. Yeah, maybe it's too drippy for you - but what impresses me about it is that it's OBVIOUSLY written from a human, sincere standpoint. It preaches from a human place, and that was needed.

Dunno about "standard" - but "There's Nothing Like a Show on Broadway," the end-credits song from the 2005 movie, is wonderful. Apart from being damn catchy, it just REVELS in how incredibly old-fashioned it is.

Someone recently described Paul Giamatti as having basically become "a sentient sneer," and they couldn't be more right. I could listen to him say, "HER ASS MAKES ME FURIOUS!!!" all day.

Pablo Honey - because HE WASN'T NO MOTHAFUCKING ARTIST.

(Looks at the newest Rolling Stone cover)

Yo!

That's the tagline of my upcoming drag show about the Fat Boys.

"Yo, Roy. I just saw the new nurse, and… she's *very* attractive."
(pause)
"This pleases me."

"YOU'VE BROKEN MY CAMERA!!"

"Oh, don't worry, we haf them on the Body System."
"…Body System?"
(blows whistle)
"BODY!"
"Buddy…"
"BODY!"
"Buddy…"
"BODY!!!!"
"Buddy…"