Ask Al about the "Noodle Incident."

HEY HEY WE ARE THE MONKEES
YOU KNOW WE LIKE TO PLEASE
A MANUFACTURED IMAGE
WITH NO PHILOSOPHIES

From that New Yorker profile of Rubio: "In his twenties, as an obscure Republican state legislator, Rubio exhibited such innate political skill that Dan Gelber, the Democratic leader of the Florida House, warned his colleagues, “When Marco Rubio speaks, young women swoon, old women faint, and toilets flush…

So what you're saying is, the fact that Phil Collins only collects Alamo memorabilia is why we never elected him President.

From a National Review article today: "Rick Santorum finished with 1 percent, 1,783 votes. Despite his 2012 win, he offered Iowans the least-anticipated sequel this side of Fifty Shades Darker."

My favorite description of Cruz, from Ross Douthat: "In 2013, a Ferguson profile of Ted Cruz included a devastating section in which the journalist, trapped in cars and green rooms with his subject, realizes that Cruz only speaks in stump speeches, and won’t … stop … giving … them."

He looks like the Uncanny Valley version of Lyndon Johnson.

That's because Jesus did not speak of his own Accord I'M SO SORRY I'LL GO TO THE CORNER NOW

"Joining the ranks of actresses like Monica Bellucci, Barbara Hershey, and Anne Bancroft—all of whom have portrayed the Smurfette to Jesus’ Papa Smurf over the years…"

Don't do it, Rooney: I've got a movie for you, it's called "Babbette," it can't miss!

"HEY I'M DEPRAVED ON ACCOUNT OF I'M DEPRIVED!"

As a huge Randy Newman fan, I was honestly never big on this album. Too many songs feel unfinished ("Back On My Feet Again," "Naked Man," even Lousiana 1927" to an extent); "Guilty" is unnecessary when the same territory is covered perfectly on "Marie"; "Rednecks" isn't as shocking as it used to be; and songs like "A…

Jesus.

What is today but yesterday's Trevorrow?

Former Jimmy Carter Chief of Staff Hamilton Jordan: "No one's made a musical about ME. *sniff*"

James.

My favorite comment on that:

Well, he's not going to have us standing here like uninformed observers!

I'm not that cynical about it, but it is interesting that the guy who plays Hamilton is considered the relative "weak link" in the cast.

"I like [Will Smith]. He raps happy!" - Neil Patrick Harris, UNDERCOVER BROTHER