YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Ding dong, yo.

If you start going into an Eminem routine, I'm never speaking to you again.

The Wonderboner!

Robert Caro's next book will be a thousand-pager about how much Lyndon got jiggy with it.

Yeah, but he had a deal with photographers that every picture of him would make it look like he's getting down.

"So who's the First Lady this season?"

This is why the Internet exists.

The Max Rebo Band originally went by the name of Evar Orbus and his Galactic Jizz-Wailers.

We've already got this!

And then you find out the general store manager is a racist, AND THAT'S WHERE THE FUN REALLY STARTS.

I keep waiting for them to put out an album as good as X&Y.

Donald Sutherland is having a BALL as the villain in this one: it's easily his best performance in the entire series. (Even if it does come a little too close to "mustache-twirling" at one point) Seriously, that man is SO DAMN CHARMING.

See, I thought the ending WAS a little simple. I mean, she kills President Coin, Snow LAUGHS MANIACALLY (You can just hear him screaming in his head, 'REVOLUTIONS EAT THEIR OWN!!!'), the crowd murders Snow…

"I was so angry when I found out Ira Glass was handsome."
- 'I Don't Even Own a Television'

"The other shoe has dropped."

I want a Jar-Jar novel. I've always maintained that a character who went through what he did - and is blamed by some for giving the Emperor his power - would make for a really good story. And most likely you could make him much more bearable in print.

I'm optimistic, too; it's just too bad it won't have the Thomas Newman score, which is just goddamn beautiful.

REWARDS:

"We signed a treaty with a king whose head is now in a basket
Would you like to take it out and ask it??"