"Maybe Johnny vampire."

Those 4,000 people will be doing thinkpieces on "Ironic" this year.

Their "extended" cover of The Beatles's "Her Majesty" is worth a donation :)

Okay, question:

An awesomely dark joke from the 'Hunger Games' parody: "Cookies?? ME VOLUNTEER!!!"

Don't know what my favorite joke would be nowadays, but for the longest time it was a bit from George Carlin's 'You're All Diseased' special:

He did a "We Are The World" parody once, called, "I Want You To Hurt Like I Do".

Boy, I really didn't like it. Main thing (and keep in mind I haven't seen any of the other MAD MAX movies): I feel like an apocalyptic wasteland of a future populated entirely by action sequences should have something more bad-ass than… tricked-up trucks.

"There is a monster at the end of this book. The monster is racism."
-@ShadowTodd

One of his first songs, "Love Story (You And Me)":

Also, from his TROUBLE IN PARADISE album, a love song called "Real Emotional Girl":

HAWKEYE IS MARRIED TO LINDSAY WEIR.

It's not rock, but you can't deny: Billy Shakespeare *did* write a whole bunch of sornets.

I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass.

Honestly, "The Simpsons" never did a whole lot for me (and "Homer's Enemy" is par on course for that), but this episode does have a line I love:

Nelson Rockefeller's '64 bid imploding after news broke that he had gotten divorced and re-married.

Can we still count on Ice to go to work on the floor like a wet mop?

Best description I ever heard of him, from Chuck Klosterman: "If cool were a color, it would be black - and Joel would be kind of a burnt orange."

Best description I ever heard of him, from Chuck Klosterman: "If cool were a color, it would be black - and Joel would be kind of a burnt orange."

"ONE TWO THREE
TIMES TWO TO THE SIX-"