I would love to eat one of these adult cream pies in my Subaru FUCKS

This is an incredibly dumb, barely related topic with cherry-picked examples. Critics, particularly movie/tv, aren’t judging something by a base metric of “did it entertain me?” whereas many, many users are just acting on a binary “i was/wasn’t entertained” without really thinking further about production, story v…

The secrecy and trickled-out news cycle around Pokemon games is so overwrought and stupid. It’s fucking Pokemon and the company wouldn’t have all these leaks and problems if they were just up front with their advertisements and marketing. They should stop treating a new Pokemon game like a secret of national…

Metro: Exodus thanks to game pass, and goddamn this game is fucking great. It's so good at getting you into it's world and just swallowing you up. Well it is for me anyway. I just finished The Outer Worlds and it kinda fell flat for me. Lots of little companion scripted bits felt stilted and half baked, and Metro…

Yeah i hopped in briefly to see the difference and was very confused when all the menus didn't change at all from the setting. I thought it was broken but i guess it's just computer terminals and dialogue 

I don't trust a damn thing coming out of Marion. 

This is such a botch for 2013 - no mention of GTA:V / GTA Online. That game really pushed the open world envelope, and has continued to be a huge seller and making Rockstar millions. The game has sold like 100 million copies, and GTA Online is still wildly popular. Also no mention of Red Dead Redemption in 2010?? 

I have a 256GB ssd in my laptop. As a result i have like one big game installed and indie titles. Games are too big and nobody would notice if textures and shit were compressed modestly

“when Breakpoint works, it evokes the best moments of games like Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain”

I’m sorry Luke, but Gametrailers beat you to this idea (and one-upped it) 4 years ago. — start at 44:50 if it doesn’t work right

Someone’s gotta work on their Roman numerals....

As an aside, i had the “pleasure” of meeting Richard Neal a few months back and he is such a limp-dick human being. I also met his challenger, Morse, who has been pushing for and implementing positive change in a city that desperately needs it.

It’s probably one of the easiest games to play while doing something else as it’s primarily mouse-driven and any kind of Skilling is basically an AFK fest. Beyond that, there’s a lot of content in the game - 25+ skills to train up, hundreds of quests that are unique in a way that most MMO quests aren’t, minigames and…

He musics alright too, the auto-tune did a lot to mask his talents.

Sudowoodo Is Loved By Millions. FTFY

One of the recent Nintendo Directs started with Dragon Quest 11 before rolling directly into a DQ Builders 2 trailer. Both used the classic Dragon Quest theme song, one right after another. It was incredibly distracting and annoying. It's like the DQ11 and DQB2 marketing teams have never ever communicated with each…

Y’all know those parking lots that have solar panels above the actual lot? Why don't they just do that but with roads? 

It’s still absolutely wild to me how hard they’re pushing this new Terminator with game crossovers

Inventory is massively increased for things like carbon, oxygen and ferrite dust. Like 10,000 units per stack. You still have to fill up the mining tool frequently but a few early game upgrades will help alleviate the frustration

Man, you suck. You’re over here cheering the thought of people potentially (but not really) getting shot cause some asshole stopped their car where they shouldn’t have.