In general, kids don’t come out as trans to be cool, any more than they come as gay to be cool.

So is trolling.

Yes, it is. If one person is overpaid, then everyone should be. Fuck the White Surcharge.

Ate the second half. Now thinking about another grindah run, latah this aftahnoon. Now I’m reading about a very adorable hippo named Fiona.

I once sat next to Billy Bush at a press screening. 12-15 years ago. Before the lights went out, he was madly beating the hell out of his phone screen, texting. Then laughing to himself, then sighing. I looked over to see his text to someone: “DUUUDE, WHO CARES WHERE SHE’S FROM??? JUST TRY TO FUCK HER!!!!”

Speaking of hippos...I couldn’t get your hoagie piece outta my mind last night. Surrendered at 9pm, went out and got a masterpiece. Took it home, slarfed it up and then hesitated about a half-second before going back out for a second. The remaining half of #2 is calling to me from the fridge RIGHT.NOW.

Nope, we call ‘em grinders (or “grindahs” if yah from theah) in Mass.

Yup.

Related:

It’s a “grindah” in Massachusetts.

Word.

Thank you; I appreciate that. Life is SO much better now that I’m out of that, messy ending or not.

I recently left a ten+ year marriage that has been miserable for years. I knew the end would be messy, messy, messy, and I thought that as long as the day-to-day stayed on the better side of the nightmare that the ending was sure to be, I was doing myself and my kids a huge favor.