Because the entire point of the NFL is to hurt your competitors as much as possible no matter how useful it may or may not be, so that choruses of drunk dudes can yell “DUDE!” at their TVs and order the jersey of the person inflicting the pain. Somewhere, someone is silently yelling... “are you not entertained?!”

Perhaps because that is more or less all they are taught. It’s the problem with bullet-point based history lessons.

+100000000 Carson Palmer deserves his day in the sun after all the crap he’s been put through but I’d be happy about Cam or Peyton winning too.

I’d interpret this as the New Republic providing a new age of peace, justice and compassion for 25 or so years between the final fall of the Imperial remnants at Jakku and the events of TFA. Peace often allows for the technologies developed during the previous wartime to spin out into new fields of technology, and I’m…

But how would Darth Vader even know what a dildo is?

Pretty much the most spectacular 2 minutes of gametime in NFL history.

It’s the cirrrrcle of life! And it moves us allllll....

One does not simply tackle Larry Fitzgerald.

Also make sure there was enough air in the coin!

I just hope they added graphics settings to this release because previous builds I played seemed to be stuck trying to get V-Synced to an unachievable (on my fairly high-end PC) refresh rate and consequently exhibiting pretty painful input lag, ruining the immersion. It seems like a fantastic game but I just can’t…

That was the Destiny version of celebrating your touchdown before you’ve crossed the goalline....and it’s even funnier than the football one!

That lack of empathy borders* on criminal psychosis.

So that’s the real reason Christians hated Harry Potter. They actually secretly believe “might makes right!” has been true all along. It just clicked into place.

I think the only word whose meaning is in question here is the word “story.” I did not mean to say Abrams edited the entire story out of TFA, but he edited out so many plot-crucial expository moments (that we know about from the leaked script, the novel and many comments to the press) that I feel quite justified in…

There were 35 minutes of cut footage and outside the snowspeeder chase those appear to have been predominately plot development rather than action scenes. I don’t expect everyone to agree but I honestly believe we needed a few “Senate” scenes because it would do a great job of communicating what many people found…

I wouldn’t know...I never said I didn’t enjoy TFA....theme park rides are supposed to be full of joy, that’s the whole point!! :)

TFA was never intended to be a movie, it functions as a cinematic theme park ride through the highlights of Star Wars. It did the bare minimum work required to set up characters and plot threads for future films but looking at it as a traditional story-driven film is inevitably going to lead to disappointment. With…

“Well. Where to begin? This is one joyless, flat movie.”

You are my kind of Star Wars fan.

Anyone lacking the emotional intuition to tell the difference between lack of desire and playing coy, should not be trying to have sex with anyone in the first place.