Domino's already has the best app I've encountered for ordering pizza. This seems a little superfluous.

Yard doesn't have friends.

Someone had to say it. This guy. thisguyrighthere. He gets it.

"Equalist not feminist"

Don't respond to him. He just trolls A.V. Club posts whining about feminism. It's literally ALL he does. He has no identity outside of hating women.

What? You're telling me you didn't watch Franklin & Bash? Ridiculous!

His numbers aren't too far out of line for cable. He pulls more than The Nightly Show and less than The Daily Show (and no one on cable is going to beat The Daily Show in late night). Asking Conan for broadcast numbers just isn't going to happen; even Seth Myers is doing better than literally every late night cable…

Haha, what?

You think that the punishment was too harsh, you can argue that, but it takes some genuine hall-of-fame willful obtuseness to still act like the team was not clearly cheating.

The F&F movies haven't gotten all that better, they've just beaten us all into submission to the point that we've just accepted that they're going to happen, and we're willing to judge them on different criteria than we do other movies. I wholly disagree with the premise that the later movies are in any way good or…

The fact that she ran out of the room crying leads me to believe that no, I'm not being hyperbolic. Again, utterly disproportionate response. Not something to be celebrated.

Never said it wasn't rude. I said that the response is always disproportionate to the disruption. A simple "excuse me, could you put that away? I find it distracting," would be sufficient. Instead, a woman gets emotionally destroyed and it gets applauded.

Really? I'm "probably a sociopath" for suggesting that it's mean to make someone cry because they produced a tiny amount of light and an undetectable level of sound? Yes. I am the sociopath in this scenario.

They all have meth labs.

No, I don't. It's just really not noticeable at all. It's an extremely minor distraction that people enjoy blowing way out of proportion.

I will tell you that that is not annoying (since you asked). Have no idea why it would bother anyone.

I've started trying to get back to that, mostly just to be a prick. It provokes… "interesting" reactions when I insist that Italians aren't white (which they might as well not be, since "white" is a nebulous, ill-defined cultural construct and not a hard and fast biological classification).

Breakfast is the only thing I go to McDonald's for, and I'm almost never awake at the appropriate time (work 3rd shift and go straight to bed when I get off). They will certainly get more business from me if this goes nationwide.

You can talk about how bad for you fast food is, but I scoff at all the people (SO MANY PEOPLE) who try to tell me it isn't delicious. I do not believe you when you try to impress me by telling me that your palate is so sophisticated it can't even tolerate poor people food.

I'm not sure why it's great that Sarah Silverman made a girl cry not for disrupting the show, but because Sarah Silverman thought she wasn't paying sufficient attention. That just sounds mean.